Is this cover of Justin Bieber’s ‘Boyfriend’ hilarious or terrifying?

Just when we thought we’d seen the worst of Bieber fever. A stalker-style parody of Bieber’s newest single might encourage him to thicken his security team.

Justin Bieber created a video contest to promote his new perfume, ‘Girlfriend,’ and asked his fans to create a cover of his song, ‘Boyfriend.’

Fans from all over are posting submissions onto justinbiebersgirlfriend.com to win tickets to a concert and a meet-and-greet with Bieber.

The contest winner won’t be chosen until the 21, but one video in particular takes the cake when it comes to popularity. With over 10,000 views, this contestant describes a slightly terrifying Bieber obsession.

But she’s joking, right? One would think, but the video poster has got the whole “psycho girlfriend” thing down to a T.

“If I was your girlfriend, I’d never let you leave without a small recording device taped under your sleeve.”

Yikes. Regardless of the seriousness, props to this girl for the freakishly straight face she keeps throughout. She might never have JB, but she could dominate in a blinking contest.