The Word: Lifestyles of the rich and poopy
Ah, to be famous, rich, gifted — and in diapers. Let’s look into the lifestyles of the rich and babies, shall we, in today’s Word: Baby Edition.
On Tuesday, Alicia Keys revealed that Egypt, her 2-year-old son with Swizz Beatz, made some moves on Blue Ivy, 1, who is, of course, the Most Famous Infant in the Universe.
“Egypt kissed Blue, and I don’t think Jay liked it very much,” Keys told Wendy Williams on her eponymous talk show. “He called my husband and he was like, ‘Watch your son.’”
I’d laugh if I didn’t think there was some truth behind that threat.
And in other extremely important baby news, Charlize Theron‘s adopted son, Jackson, had a glamour-filled 1-year birthday party. “Sandra Bullock was one of the first guests to arrive with her son Louis,” a source to E! News of the fete held Sunday at Theron’s Hollywood Hills home. “As they walked into the party, they bumped into Chelsea Handler who had also just arrived in a limousine. They all walked in together and headed for the backyard where children’s music was playing and kids were running around.”