[The Word] Will someone please make Farrah Abraham stop it already?

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Forget Amanda Bynes — can someone out there please stage an intervention for former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham? Because the poor girl is caught in a shame spiral of EF5 proportions, and if nobody steps in we’re afraid of what might happen next. InTouch reports that, in the latest in a long and sticky string of bad life decisions, Abraham has undergone her second boob job. Her second boob job and fourth plastic surgery in less than three years. She is 22-years-old, FYI. In other news that makes us cringe/want to adopt both her and her daughter (who is most certainly going to need extensive adult therapy one day), Abraham was just on Howard Stern’s Sirius show sharing that she loved to masturbate to her own sex tape/porno “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.” A sex tape/porno that co-star James Deen is purportedly not even happy to have appeared in. When even a dude who rails ladies on tape for a living is displeased to have railed you on tape, you’ve really take a wrong turn somewhere in life. Luckily, TMZ reported today that, according to a text convo the two had, Charlie “Tiger Blood” Sheen is totes willing to go on a date with her. Oh, we bet.


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