TV Watch List: Tuesday, September 10

Now we just think about 50 Shades of Grey when we see this guy.
Now we just think about 50 Shades of Grey when we see this guy.

Metro’s Tuesday night TV breakdown.

‘The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments’
REALITY. This is a look at all the “funniest” stuff (read: ridiculous/pathetic/embarrassing) that happened over 25 seasons of one of the most insipid dating shows on the ‘tube. 25 seasons! That’s a lot of broken hearts.
9 p.m., ABC

COMEDY. Tonight, Tosh has some words of wisdom for America’s youth. Hopefully, it’s something along the lines of “do drugs responsibly, you guys.” No, seriously, if you think you’ve taken too many, you have.
10 p.m, COMEDY

‘Sons of Anarchy’
DRAMA. We wonder if we’ll be able to look at Jax the same now that we’ve started picturing him as a sadomasochistic sex fiend.
Season Premiere, 10 p.m., FX

‘White Chicks’
MOVIE. This might not be a popular opinion, but we personally think that this dumb comedy featuring the Wayans brothers in hideous white girl drag is hilarious. No, seriously, it’s an underrated classic.
10 p.m., VH1


Florida man charged with murdering son to play…

A Florida man annoyed that his 16-month-old crying son was preventing him from playing video games suffocated the toddler, police said on Friday.


Powerful 7.2 magnitude earthquake rattles Mexico

A powerful earthquake struck Mexico Friday, shaking buildings and sending people running into the street, although there were no reports of major damage.


OMG! Exercise can make skin (and butt) look…

A moderate exercise regime can turn back time and actually reverse the skin's aging process, according to new research. The study showed that a minimum…


Oval oasis: Summer of fun kicks off this…

A bold partnership between the Fairmount Park Conservancy and the city's Parks and Recreation Department is kicking off this weekend with family activities re-activating this unused public space.


Whoopi Goldberg makes her debut as marijuana columnist

"It helps my head stop hurting, and with glaucoma your eyes ache, and she takes the ache out. It's wonderful," she said.

The Word

Kate Middleton made fun of Prince William's bald…

Kate Middleton and Prince William are in Sydney, Australia, right now, and it sounds like that brash Aussie sense of humor might be rubbing off.

The Word

Is Tom Cruise dating Laura Prepon?

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise is said to be dating Laura Prepon, star of "Orange is the New Black."


'Scandal' recap: Season 3, Episode 18, 'The Price…

Sally is Jesus, Olivia caused global warming, and Mellie's still drunk. Let's recap the Scandal finale. A church full of Washington insiders is about to…


Jimmy Rollins is key to Phillies success

When John Kruk was asked about what the Phillies need to contend for a playoff berth, the ESPN analyst said Jimmy Rollins needs to play like a MVP again.


Ben Revere lifts Phillies to avoid sweep

Ben Revere came through with a two-out RBI single against Atlanta’s tough lefthander Alex Wood.


Season wrap: 76ers make the grade

The 76ers opened the 2013-14 season with a victory over the Miami Heat. The Sixers closed the season with a win at Miami.


Fantasy basketball: Finding next year's NBA studs

Before we put the 2013-14 fantasy basketball season to bed, it’s worth thinking about next year’s breakouts while they’re fresh in our mind.


VIDEO: 'Vein-scanning' may become the future of paying

Designed to make transactions quicker and easier, the technology works by scanning the unique vein patterns in each person's palm.


#FollowFriday: 10 of the smartest Twitter accounts

Spending lots of time on Twitter? You might as well learn something. Here are some of the smartest accounts to follow.


Light-up nail art syncs with phone

This Japanese technology syncs light-up nail art with your phone.


Why is dance cardio taking off in NYC?

Instructors at some of the city's hottest classes explain why.