Lena Dunham’s plan to steal ‘Bachelor’ Juan Pablo

Lena Dunham snapped this photo of "Girls" costar and their new boo, Bachelor Juan Pablo.
Lena Dunham snapped this photo of “Girls” costar and their new boo, Bachelor Juan Pablo. (Via Lena Dunham’s Instagram)

You wouldn’t think that neo-feminist icon Lena Dunham would be a big fan of “The Bachelor.” Isn’t it an attack on all our ideals or something?

But you never can predict what those neo-feminists might do. The “Girls” creator may or may not be a fan of “The Bachelor,” but she’s a huge fan of the current Bachelor, Juan Pablo, and so is her “Girls” costar Allison Williams. “I got a kiss from the Bachelor. I don’t really know how to process what just happened to me,” she told Good Morning America after running into Juan backstage. “But I think the ladies of the house should be nervous because I’m coming.”

Dunham also posted several photos of the smitten “Girls” stars’ encounters with JP. “Allison [Williams] met Juan Carlo aka DA BACHELOR and her eyes went red with passion,” she captioned the above masterpiece.

Good lord, can you imagine how good “The Bachelor” would be if Lena Dunham was a contestant? For starters, she would be there to make friends because documenting the relationships between women is kind of her thing. For another, I have never seen a Bachelor contestant eat cupcakes in the bathtub, but I sure would like to.


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