Is this Lindsay Lohan’s list of conquests?
Max George. Heath Ledger. Jamie Dornan. Zac Efron. Justin Timberlake.
All these and more are notches in Lindsay Lohan’s bedpost, according to In Touch. Reportedly, Lindsay was hanging out with some friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, when she grabbed a pen and started jotting down names — most of whom were very famous and very handsome. “It was her personal conquest list,” says a witness. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”
Apparently, in between stints in jail and rehab, Lindsay found plenty of time for amour. The list, which contains at least 36 names, also includes such celebs as J. Phoenix (Joaquin, is that you?), Lukas Haas, Evan Peters, Wilmer Valderrama, Colin Farrell, James Franco, Adam Levine and Garret Hedlund.
I have my doubts about this. Lindsay has mostly been a mess these last few years; it doesn’t seem likely that she could have kept these high-status hookups this quiet for this long. (You don’t think she would have drunkenly screamed “I hit that” whenever a Justin Timberlake song came on in the club? Because I would have.)
I hope it’s true, though, because first of all you go, girl; second of all, almost half the list is blurred out, which suggests there are even bigger, more scandalous hookups on there that we have yet to learn about.