The time has come to seize that tiny slip of paper, look up the code in the big book of songs and show the crowd what the mirror has been privy to for so long: you shouldn’t give up school for a career in singing. At least not yet.
| Courtside Drunk guys unable to read Pearl Jam lyrics, big women belting out dance anthems and indie rock kids who would get beat up by these people if they didn’t have so much reverence for the art themselves: This place is as authentic as karaoke gets. They fire up the machine every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, and have a book of songs bigger than whatever it is you’re currently not reading for class. Plus, 13 bucks gets you a pitcher of PBR (if you’re 21) and a large pizza. Oh yeah, and they are doing Guitar Hero on Mondays, but when we went recently not many people were there. Make this night happen! 291 Cambridge St., Cambridge. MBTA: Green Line to Lechmere. 617-547-4374 |
| The Milky Way The Milky Way’s days are numbered, sadly, but while it’s still alive, they provide you with the choice of Super Star Karaoke, which features the biggest book that side of the Charles, and Rock Star Karaoke, where you get to temporarily lead a band of live musicians through some of your favorite bar rawk hits. The house band, Huevos Rancheros will rock you right. 403-405 Centre St., Jamaica Plain. MBTA: Orange Line to Stony Brook. 617-524-3740 |
| Charlie’s Kitchen Although Charlies attracts a similar crowd, and holds court on Tuesday, the same night as the Milky Way, the two are as different as the karaoke scene in “Boys Don’t Cry” and the karaoke scene in “Lost in Translation.” (All right, so they’re not that different.) Charlie’s features a younger crowd than most places, and most of the performers are really entertaining. In other words, you won’t need to bring your sympathy applause with you. 10 Eliot St., Cambridge. MBTA: Red Line to Harvard. 617-492-9646 |
| Limelight This place is almost blasphemous to the karaoke tradition, because it tries to put a cool face on it. The host talks like a VJ, the prompter screens are state-of-the-art, the song catalog is a digital touchscreen, and the singers are usually really good-looking. This doesn’t mean they’re good singers, but they look good, which historically goes a long way in rock ‘n’ roll. Limelight also has private rooms, singing lessons(!) and recording facilities. The private studio rooms are open throughout the week, and the main stage is open from Thursday through Saturday nights. 204 Tremont St., Boston. MBTA: Green Line to Boylston. 617-423-0785 |