US – Saturday, November 21
Shave and a haircut — Elliott’s $.02
You’ll notice none of America’s problems have been solved. Well, you can only blame yourself for not doing a good enough job of demanding the government act on the brilliant ideas I’ve been dispensing every week in Metro, the world’s greatest newspaper. Don’t bother groveling for forgiveness; it demeans us both.

 
The last of the original urban village
It was once a vibrant neighborhood, but was cleared out to make way for hospitals, hotels and upscale condos emblematic of a new Boston. Fifty years later, those that remember the neighbors and streets of the "old" West End are becoming as scarce as the landmarks of their youth.
 
First drop in Mass. jobless rate since ’07
The state unemployment rate fell to 8.9 percent in October, marking the first decline in over two years, according to state labor officials.

 
Kids stand by as reform debated
Eighth-graders at the Excel Academy Charter School in East Boston scored tops in Massachusetts on the English and math MCAS tests last year, a feat that left principal Komal Bhasin and her staff both proud and motivated to continue their success.
 
These Orphans are not afraid to play with ‘Dolls’
Ryan Landry and his Gold Dust Orphans have long been having their way with some of the greatest films of all time. Finally, the men, women and not-so-easily-identifiable members of this ridiculously talented troupe take on the big kahuna of camp, “Valley of the Dolls.”
 
Exploring every ‘Avenue Q’ puppet
The fuzzy puppets that inhabit “Avenue Q” won’t teach their audiences how to sing the ABC’s. These mature Sesame Street-like adult puppets have real problems: sex, racism, morals and finding a purpose in life. 
 
Time to erase fourth-and-2
The Patriots sound like they’re sick of talking about it.
 
UMass heads the crowded HEA pack
UMass sits atop Hockey East going into the weekend. But not by much.
 
T time
What to do and where to go. 
 
Published 22:06, June the 18th, 2008
 
Celtics fans show their pride after the C’s won the 2008 NBA Championship title on Tuesday. Celtics fans show their pride after the C’s won the 2008 NBA Championship title on Tuesday. 
Photo: NICOLAUS CZARNECKI/METRO
 

Devoted fans ready to celebrate the C’s in style

These duck boats have certainly been drawing big crowds lately.

Today, the Boston Celtics will be the latest New England professional sports team to be treated to a rolling rally through the streets of Boston, as they celebrate their 17th NBA championship. The Celtics capped off their season Tuesday night when they obliterated the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points, 131-92, at home in front of 18,624 roaring fans.

Those fans (and thousands more) will line the streets to pay tribute to a team with the richest tradition in basketball history, one that finally captured its first title in 22 years.

The parade will begin at 11 a.m. on Causeway Street in front of the TD Bank-north Garden. It will then head up Staniford Street, turn left onto Cambridge Street, then onto Tremont, before turning right onto Boylston Street and ending at Copley Square.

Large TV screens will also be set up on Boston Common and Copley Square.

The city will close all streets along the route to general traffic starting at 9:30 a.m. and throughout the parade. In addition, parking will be prohibited along all of New Chardon Street, on State Street from Congress Street to Washington Street, and on Court Street from Washington Street to Tremont Street. Boylston Street from Dartmouth to Gloucester will also be used for staging purposes.

 
 
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MMMpod
The November MMMpod features interviews and music with a band called Girls, a band of girls called Supercute, and a supercute vampire. Yes, listeners, we have Pattinson!



 
 
Metro Life Panel