ROUNDUP. Spending the next few days with family members? Take our advice: retreating with a good book is the perfect excuse to get away from those inevitable awkward moments. Here are a few you can pick up —along with your Xanax prescription — before you hit the road.
1. ‘Somebody: The Reckless Life and Remarkable Career of Marlon Brando’
By Stefan Kanfer
Knopf, $27
This impeccably researched and totally readable book about the turbulent life of one of our greatest actors will distract you for hours. A bonus — Brando’s family life (his son killed his daughter’s lover) will make yours seem tame by comparison!
2. ‘Happy Hour Is for Amateurs: A Lost Decade in the World’s Worst
Profession’
by Philadelphia Lawyer
HarperCollins, $24
This over-the-top (seriously, some of the writing was almost too much to handle — but in a good way) memoir will make you feel much better after your parents spending three hours talking about why going to law school instead of playing in that “silly little band of yours” is a good idea for you.
3. ‘Everything but the Squeal: Eating the Whole Hog in Northern Spain’
By John Barlow
FSG, $25
Feeling gluttonous after consuming a whole Thanksgiving meal? Let writer John Barlow make you feel better. He wittily recounts his “porco-graphical tour” to try every part of the staple meat of Galicia. Like, every part. Trust us — it will make you feel OK about your third helping of deep-fried turkey legs.
4. ‘Twilight Saga Collection’
by Stephenie
Meyer
Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, $83
If the above fail, pick up this collection of the “Twilight” saga and spend the entire weekend in your room. Your family will talk, sure, but at least they won’t talk TO you.