The aptly named Shorty Awards are honoring the bards of Twitter blasts.
The micro-blogging social network device that connects people through 140-character posts — or Tweets, as they’re called — has become all the rage for technophiles, including basketball superstar Shaquille O’Neal, who wanted to attend the awards ceremony on Feb. 11 at Brooklyn’s Galapagos Art Space, but has a game. Instead, he will be appear via video, said event organizer Greg Galant, who likened Shaq’s (THE_REAL_SHAQ) Tweets to Yogi Berra-isms.
(A recent Shaq posting: “Never celebrate until the task is complete, almost aint good enuff.”)
Other influential Twitterers, including MC Hammer, will be there to celebrate the short form. It has a noble history, Galant pointed out: “Headlines in newspapers have been, for the most part, under 140 characters.”
| Category: | More than 30,000 Twitterers nominated their favorite “writers” and 20,000 cast votes for the finalists. Here’s a sampling from the 26 winners, who were selected not so much for any one particular Tweet, but for their “beat” of general posts: |
| Humor | charlestrippy: “listening to Buddy Holly ... i’m going to be upset if you guys reply and say you don’t know who that is ... and no it’s not the Weezer song” |
| Weird |
martinsargent: “Think I’ll go to yoga. I kick ass at yoga. Nobody in that class can touch me. They’re all terrible. Physically and spiritually, I win.” |
| Ad |
PeggyOlson: “Is the super bowl a Tupperware product? I think Ma bought one of those when Anita had a party. She uses it for jello salad.” |
| Food |
foodimentary: “Crisco, introduced in 1911, was the first solid hydrogenated vegetable shortening. During WWI became popular due to lard shortages.” |
| Brand |
MarthaVan: “My worst baby story is when I saved wine in a recycled juice bottle. My mom didn’t know n gave some to my son. Still feel guilty!” |
| Health |
HDHDParent: “Tell OLD-fashioned pharmacist in Houston you want oil of peppermint 4 heartburn. Mix w cold buttermilk. Was ONLY thing worked.” |