US – Thursday, March 11
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Is your bank acting like your new best friend? Calling and writing about how they need to protect you — for a fee — in case you overdraw your account? Don’t buy it.
 
Canadian pols eat seal to make point to Europe
Canadian parliamentarians dug into a meal of seal meat yesterday to defy both animal right activists and the European Union, which has banned imports of seal products.
 
A little mother and daughter quality time
When your mom is the never-aging Demi Moore, you probably have to spice up your mother/daughter relationship with a little more than just having brunch together.
 
An ‘Ugly’ farewell and a role in a ‘Wedding’
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‘Free’ ad leads to fraud suit
NEW YORK. A Wisconsin college student is suing credit firm Experian — the brains behind the ubiquitous FreeCreditReport.com jingles — for fraudulent advertising after she inadvertently signed up for a monthly $14.95 monitoring service.
 
Not your average island getaway
We promise not to get that annoying Beach Boys song stuck in your head — impossible now that we’ve  brought it up. Aruba, heading up that list of tropical islands sung about in “Kokomo,” is often incorrectly lumped with the Caribbean, when in fact, it couldn’t be more unique from the rest.
Like the others, Aruba has the gorgeous beaches and stunning coral reefs. What it doesn’t have are hurricane seasons. Tourists never have to worry about planning a vacation to the island that lands in the middle of hurricanes Brad, Manny or Zach. Instead you’ll be met with cacti and warm, dry breezes.
 
Published 00:30, June the 29th, 2009
 

Vultures set to profit off of Jackson’s death

Skeptics say those who exploited him in life ready to strike again

Photo: GETTY IMAGES
 

Babies go to mom?Entertainment lawyer Jonas M. Grant says the mother of two of Jackson’s children, Debbie Rowe, will likely get custody of those children and their inheritance. “[She] will benefit financially indirectly even if she is not named as a direct beneficiary of his estate, which she also may well be.”
 
Babies go to mom?

Entertainment lawyer Jonas M. Grant says the mother of two of Jackson’s children, Debbie Rowe, will likely get custody of those children and their inheritance. “[She] will benefit financially indirectly even if she is not named as a direct beneficiary of his estate, which she also may well be.”
 

Though Michael Jackson’s body isn’t in the ground yet, speculation is running rampant as to what will happen to his financial assets. Many suspect that legions of those only tangentially connected to the pop star are already sharpening their knives for their shares of the possible profits.

“There are a lot of dark characters that are going to try to make a buck out of this because Michael Jackson, unfortunately, is such a polarizing figure and his name is greater than any individual’s name on earth,” said Aphrodite Jones, author of “The Michael Jackson Conspiracy.”

“That being the case, everyone and anyone during his life tried to make money any way they could, and I don’t think that will end because of his death,” Jones explains. “You think about Elvis Presley and all of the people who have made livings as impersonators and the Graceland tours, etc. — that’s nothing compared to what we’re going to see here.”

As far as legal entitlements, Jackson’s assets are undercut by the $400 million in debt that the pop star left behind.

Jonas M. Grant, an entertainment lawyer in Burbank, Calif., explains. “In general, creditors get the first crack at the contents of a deceased’s estate,” he said.