On Wednesday, after a five-year battle that’s included everything from “giant rat” exhibits to protesters dressed as Norse gods carrying mermaid tails, the City Council will finally vote on a redevelopment plan for Coney Island. Since rezoning proposals don’t generally top most people’s summer reading lists, here are answers to some questions about the Battle of Coney:
I thought Coney Island closed. It’s still around?
Yup. Astroland closed last year, but both the Cyclone and the Wonder Wheel are landmarked, and as such are required by law to survive even a nuclear holocaust. And plenty of smaller attractions remain, many waiting to see if they’re swept off the beach by the rezoning.
So what’s in the plan?
Everything! Jobs for the community! Affordable housing! Big honking ugly 30-story hotel towers! New rides, plus something called “entertainment retail,” which some suspect is code for a certain pizza chain featuring an animatronic mouse.
Is all that really going to get built?
According to the city’s artistic renderings, it will. Though those renderings also show the venerable (but not landmarked) Nathan’s building on the same corner the city has targeted for a giant hotel.
What about that Joe Sitt guy? Doesn’t he still own all the land out there?
Sitt owns the former Astroland, and the former batting cages, and the former Zipper ride — if you see a vacant lot, there’s a good chance it’s Sitt’s. The city wants his land, and Sitt wants heaping wads of cash plus a big honking hotel. The two sides are currently locked in a room fighting it out, a scene that probably makes the state Senate kerfuffle look civil.
I go to Coney Island every summer. When do I get to give my opinion on what should happen there?
Sorry, only landowners are invited to the negotiating table, not mere beachgoers. Though you could have attended the Coney community board hearing in March, where they were happy to hear public testimony — after they’d voted on the plan.
That doesn’t seem very fair.
That’s probably what you said after you paid $2 to see the giant rat.