US – Saturday, March 20
Updated 15:19, July the 29th, 2009
 
First Kanye has to learn how to match the bottom and the top. Then he has to learn how to make the ground underneath his every step light up. Maybe then he will be the King of Pop.First Kanye has to learn how to match the bottom and the top. Then he has to learn how to make the ground underneath his every step light up. Maybe then he will be the King of Pop.
 

Too soon, Kanye! Too soon!

GOSSIP. Kanye West has a bigger ego than Donald Trump, Henry Kissinger, Julius Caeser and the whole city of L.A. all rolled into one.

Scrape TV has released a statement from Kanye that says since Michael Jackson’s gone to that beautiful pharmacy in the sky, it's time for him to be the King of Pop. Here's what he reportedly said:

“It's so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I'm willing to take that on. There's nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael's crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye's time to rule.”

If true, this means that 1. Jackson fans are going to flip the hell out on the rapper and 2. He really talks about himself in the third person? Honestly? Who does he think he is — Madonna?

 
 
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