Pimp my moccasins?

 

Well, one thing’s for sure. Seagal probably isn’t filming a “get fit” reality show.

 

GOSSIP. Did you guys know that Steven Seagal might actually have a reality show in development?

According to TMZ.com, A&E has signed up Seagal for a show. However, now A&E might be sued by a production company who say they came up with the idea first,

but their idea was about Seagal living with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme (we imagine their pitch being “The Three Stooges of roundhouse kicks”). However, A&E decided to just go with Seagal and now their lawyers are trying to field off a lawsuit.

But no matter! We can only imagine what it will be like. Perhaps like “The Apprentice?” But instead of just firing the contestants, he stealthily jumps out of an air duct and snaps one of their necks, pulls an antler handled knife from his moccasin, eviscerates them with it and performs a Native American ceremony over their intestines? Eh, nevermind. We’re probably just thinking of last night’s episode of “Bridezillas.”