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GOOD RIDDANCE OLYMPICS

“Look at any recent Olympic host city and you’ll find that the Games have left behind an ocean of red ink, not to mention a pile of useless velodromes and natatoriums.”
 
“Look at any recent Olympic host city and you’ll find that the Games have left behind an ocean of red ink, not to mention a pile of useless velodromes and natatoriums.”
 

And so President Obama spent a day in Copenhagen for nothing: The 2016 Olympics will be held in Rio, not Chicago. Adding insult to injury, Obama’s adopted hometown didn’t even make it past the first ballot, being eliminated in the quick-fire round. 

Leaving aside the inevitable questions about how the Olympic loss will affect Obama — I keep waiting to see articles analyzing what Jay Leno’s sinking ratings mean for the presidency — I have mixed feelings about the decision. As a sports fan, part of me was rooting for Chicago to win: Brazil is a long way to fly just to see Greco-Roman checkers or whatever I might actually have a shot at getting tickets to. But as someone who’s studied past Olympic host cities’ experiences, I can safely say that losing the Olympics is a very, very good thing for Chicago.

While the Olympics like to sell themselves as a way to launch cities onto the world stage, their biggest accomplishment of late has been burning record-breaking amounts of money. Look at any recent Olympic host city — Beijing, Athens, Sydney, Atlanta, whatever that city in Spain was before Atlanta — and you’ll find that the Games have left behind an ocean of red ink, not to mention a pile of useless velodromes and natatoriums. As you may recall, when Mayor Bloomberg was stumping for the 2012 Games to come to New York, the highlights included a multibillion-dollar budget and a beach volleyball stadium in Williamsburg; I think we can all agree that if there’s one thing Williamsburg doesn’t need, it’s another big empty structure on the waterfront.

As for Chicago, I vacationed there this summer, and can vouch that it’s a terrific city, with museums and interesting neighborhoods and beautiful parks and beaches. Now, instead of spending the next seven years bulldozing neighborhoods to make way for a three-week sporting spectacle, Chicagoans — almost half of whom, if the latest polls are to be believed, were rooting against their city’s bid — can sit back and let Rio inherit all the bills and headaches. Brazil may have won the Olympic battle, but it’s about to find out it lost the war.

– Neil deMause writes alternate Mondays in this space. He can be contacted at demause.net and on Twitter @neildemause.

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The February MMMpod features conversation from Ozzy Osbourne. Michael Emerson from "Lost" tells us about his days enjoying punk rock in Boston. We also dig up an old interview from the late great Howard Zinn. We have a song from Delta Spirit and The Soft Pack, who tell us where they got their name.

 
 
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