Carnie Wilson is the low-rent Oprah

 

 

Although the world has watched her get gastric bypass on the Internet back in 1999, Wilson has gained that weight back and is now planning to star  in a new reality show about trying to lose it (forgive us if you’ve heard this before). You can watch “Carnie Wilson: Unstapled” go down this fall on the GSN network. “This is definitely the most exposed I’ve ever been,” she tells EW.com.

And this right here is the problem with celebrity, folks — we watch other people lose and gain the same amount of weight year after year and they get paid for it while  you have to pay to go to Weight Watchers.