The end is nigh! Be afraid! Be very afraid!

We’ve had this column going on two years now, and although many things about the world of celebrity make us want to gag, not many things make us want to jab a Bic pen in our eyes and move to Guatemala where we will do something useful with our lives, like fashion homemade lamps out of driftwood and chicken feathers while blind. But yesterday,  it was reported that Octomom Nadya Suleman thinks Jon Gosselin is “hot.”
However, before we can await this beautiful union, for once in her life Suleman has some wise advice. “I don’t think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating,” she explained to RadarOnline.
Suleman’s right. It's always so awkward figuring out when is a good time to introduce your dozens of children to someone who isn’t their sperm donor.