Levi Johnston is going rogue ... elegantly

 

 

Levi Johnston is indeed going full frontal in his upcoming Playgirl spread. “A lot of people are going to look at it as not [presenting] a good image, but we’re going to do it tastefully,” Johnston said Thursday in an interview on CBS’ “The Early Show.” Johnston claims he has no choice on going “full Johnston” — he’s the sole provider of his family since his mother was jailed after illegally selling OxyContin.

Poor dear. Once he gets out of Alaska for good, he’ll realize that “full frontal” and “tasteful” go together about as well as teenage sex and a condom.