Brangelina are animals

 

 

Us Weekly continues to excerpt “bombshells” from the new book “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.” The book apparently lets it drop that Jolie has “a temper like a cobra” (what poetry!) and that she and Pitt fight “like cats and dogs.”

Cats? Dogs? Doubtful. They probably fight like incredibly sexy and irresistibly attractive cats and dogs. Or, you know, like a cobra. Or any other animal pun you could think of, really.