US – Friday, July 30
Published 18:13, January the 12th, 2010
 
 

So, this pastor walks into a bar ...


HOW TO MAKE IT

Susan Sparks first tried comedy on a training course she took as a trial lawyer and wound up on CNN. “CNN said they wanted to film the class, which I thought was a joke. I thought my stand-up was lame, but that item ran on CNN all day.” 

The comedian started doing stand-up gigs in her spare time and eventually saved enough to pay off her student loans and quit her day job, where she felt she had to check most of her personality at the door. Instead, she got regular work at New York’s comedy clubs.

Her time as a lawyer gave her plenty of material, but she wanted to add something else to the mix.

She considered seminary school. “I found that humor was sacred in most of the world’s religious traditions, so I thought, ‘I’m going to a drag comedy into the Christian church’.”

Back in New York, she went to seminary school and heard that Madison Avenue Baptist Church needed a new pastor. “I wasn’t sure I wanted to be a minister, but I showed up at the church one morning and never left. Any church that welcomes a woman and a stand-up comedian into their pulpit is pretty cool.”

She’s now sole pastor at the church and her stand-up comedy takes her on tour with Rabbi Bob Alper and Muslim comic Azhar Usman.

“Comedy club patrons want to think and congregations want to laugh. It’s the same skill set,” she explains, “just with different clients.”

HOW TO SPEND IT

It’s a new year and a new decade, so the experts are pumping out investment predictions like crazy.

Bob Doll, vice chairman of asset management firm BlackRock, made his top 10 predictions for 2010 last week and said that stocks will outperform cash and treasuries, with the S&P 500 rallying another 12 percent, and that health care, telecoms and IT will all outperform. He also predicted that emerging markets will do well this year, that inflation will stay under control and that the price of oil and gold will go up. Why should we care? Well, all but one of his predictions for 2009 were actually right.

Still, even Bob Doll may have not foreseen the most unusual investment record set in the first week of January. Last week, a single bluefin tuna was sold in Tokyo for $175,000, the highest price recorded in nine years.

– Kathryn Tully is a freelance journalist who has contributed to the Financial Times, Euromoney magazine and The Guardian newspaper

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