US – Friday, July 30
Published 23:39, March the 11th, 2010
 

THE WEEK THAT WAS

▶ Between Rome and Washington it’s been a landmark week for gay news ▶ We get to the bottom of it

The Vatican must be running a sale on funny hats.The Vatican must be running a sale on funny hats.
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Guardian of poor taste?

When British newspaper The Guardian wanted to illustrate their article on the Vatican’s gay sex scandal, they used this photo of Cardinals lining up for the pope’s blessing. The picture, however, has nothing to do with the actual Vatican scandal — except to imply that the pope is running some sort of old-white-guy sex ring.

 
 

God hates the hate mongers

The Supreme Court has agreed to take a look at the case of “God hates fags” hatemonger Fred Phelps. (“Military Funeral Protestor Asks High Court to Protect His First Amendment Rights,” ABC News, March 8). There’s not a lot to say, except: If God hates anyone, Fred, it’s you; we can only dream of who will protest at your funeral; and God bless the First Amendment.

 

Massa needs a new publicist

 
 

When Glenn Beck sat down this week with forsaken Democratic congressman Eric Massa, he was hoping for dirt on the president’s health care push. (“Massa flirts with the right, but Beck isn’t tickled”, Washington Post, March 10) Instead he got what seemed like a gay confession: “Now they’re saying I groped a male staffer,” Massa said. “Yeah, I did. I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me.” Afterwards, Massa detailed a naked encounter with Rahm Emanuel. Then things got weird. Later, Larry King asked for clarification: “Are you gay?” Massa’s response: “Ask the 10,000 sailors that I served with in the navy.” We would, but there’s a rule against that. (Even later, some old Navy buddies accused him of unsolicited “snorkeling.”)

 

 
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They’ve got a cream for that

At least the status of anti-gay GOP state Sen. Roy Ashburn is clear. (“Ashburn: ‘I am gay,”’ SFgate.com, March 8) The senator — who can be seen above, right, getting chummy with state Senate colleague Abel Maldondo; two can play the photo game, Guardian! — was outed when arrested on suspicion of DUI after allegedly leaving a gay bar. Which is exactly why we take the train to our weekly drunken teabagger rallies.

BRAYDEN SIMMS
letters@metro.us
 
 
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