http://www.metro.usen-us How does Wilmer Valderrama do it? The actor has dated a bevy of Hollywood beauties, from Mandy Moore to Lindsay Lohan (pre-career implosion) to Hilary Duff. He’s even claimed that Ashlee Simpson and  Jennifer Love Hewitt have had a piece of Vaderrama-action. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/20/07/5159-82/index.xml Johnny Depp has been chosen as People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” yet again (he also won the honor back in 2003). “Johnny Depp has magical powers. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/19/03/0115-82/index.xml We’ve always wondered why Nicolas Cage went from starring in excellent movies (“Raising Arizona,” “Wild at Heart” and “Leaving Las Vegas”) to starring in not-so-excellent movies (“Knowing,” “Bangkok Dangerous,” to name just two). Well, it turns out he needed money  — and lots of it. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/18/06/3024-82/index.xml Does anyone else find it funny when rail-thin actresses talk about “having curves” after childbirth? Even though we all know they started on a broth diet and leg squats two minutes after the doctor cut the cord? If yes, then Nicole Kidman’s interview with Entertainment To­night Canada is hilarious. In it, she says her extra weight helped her get the role as a sultry knock-out in “Nine.” http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/17/05/5449-82/index.xml When we first saw this, we were like, “Why is Mattel trying to make a doll based on a man in West Virginia who is upset that his favorite chain restaurant is adhering to their ‘no shirt, no service’ rule?” http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/16/07/0016-82/index.xml Us Weekly continues to excerpt “bombshells” from the new book “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.” http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/13/03/1418-82/index.xml Although Nicolas Cage is currently spending most of his time fending off bankruptcy, he did take a break to talk to Parade magazine about the time he was stalked — by a mime. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/12/07/0559-82/index.xml According to Variety, Gwyneth Paltrow has signed on to star as  the wife of the first post-operative transsexual (played by Nicole Kidman) in the new film “The Danish Girl.”http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/10/04/4225-82/index.xml Just when you thought Miley Cyrus could not seem less like a 16-year-old (or, you know, a human), she claims she’s never heard a Jay-Z song. Ever.http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/09/05/1535-82/index.xml There are hundreds of ways to get your name in the paper: appear on reality TV, get knocked up by a reality star, film yourself while getting knocked up by a reality star ... the list is endless. But here’s a new one: A model named Yvette Monet has put a restraining order on ex-boyfriend Verne Troyer, according to RadarOnline. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/06/05/1730-82/index.xml OOh, Carrie Prejean. If you weren’t so dumb, we’d probably feel sorry for you. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/05/08/4251-82/index.xml Scandal alert! Star magazine is reporting that Chris Martin (aka: Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow) was seen publicly making out with actress Kate Bosworth a few weeks ago during a U2 concert in Las Vegas. Apparently, there were several eyewitnesses to the event. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/04/08/0432-82/index.xml High school is hard enough. It’s even harder when Dakota Fanning is in your class.http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/03/07/1004-82/index.xml This Saturday, while you were yet again dressed up as a pirate (we understand your lack of creativity — after all, you should get some use out of that hat and hook that take up so much room in your closet), Heidi Klum, who dressed up as a raven with her husband Seal, celebrated the 10th anniversary of her annual Halloween party with Perez Hilton (who dressed as Lady Gaga), Steven “Cojo” Cojocaru (as the quickie-bride Khloe Kardashian), and  Paris Hilton with her beau, Doug Reinhardt (as some sort of deranged ballerina/fairy duo) in West Hollywood. http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/11/02/08/4205-82/index.xml Levi Johnston is indeed going full frontal in his upcoming Playgirl spread. “A lot of people are going to look at it as not [presenting] a good image, but we’re going to do it tastefully,” Johnston said Thursday in an interview on CBS’ “The Early Show.” Johnston claims he has no choice on going “full Johnston” — he’s the sole provider of his family since his mother was jailed after illegally selling OxyContin.http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/30/06/5904-82/index.xml Ian Halperin’s new book, “Brangelina Exposed,” promises to show how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “have successfully manipulated the public into believing a glamorous fairytale.” http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/28/06/0829-82/index.xml Lindsay Lohan says she’s learning to live and let live with the paparazzi. “I don’t notice it,” she tells Britain’s Style magazine. “There are times when it drives me nuts, but it’s been going on since I was 13. 10 years. I don’t know if I can change it.” http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/27/00/5430-82/index.xml We’ve had this column going on two years now, and although many things about the world of celebrity make us want to gag, not many things make us want to jab a Bic pen in our eyes and move to Guatemala where we will do something useful with our lives, like fashion homemade lamps out of driftwood and chicken feathers while blind.http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/22/00/5603-66/index.xml Oh hey, everyone! Carnie Wilson is overweight! And just why does this matter to you? Because you’re going to watch her —  yet again — try to lose it!http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/22/00/2841-66/index.xml Well, there might be a God after all — TLC is taking all things Gosselin off the air (from the new show, “Kate Plus 8,” to the original, “Jon and Kate Plus 8”). http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/16/04/0252-82/index.xml