Let’s be real, folks. “Fifty Shades of Grey” is basically porn. So, to celebrate the (ahem) release of the film, we got adult film stars Ron Jeremy and Sunny Lane to do some dramatic readings of passages from the book. Enjoy the good, clean fun.
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