1) Sizzl: a dating app for bacon lovers
One reviewer wrote:
"Every time I go on a date with a girl I meet from this app, everything seems to be going well until we get back to my place. As soon as I leave the room for even a minute, she is gone and has stolen all of the bacon from my fridge. 2/5 would probably recommend to close friends."
We're not sure this product is really the best choice for this specific need. One Amazon reviewer wrote about how inadequate it was as a sexual lubricant. Now the reviewer may have been joking, but she does say it "does however smell and taste very similar to everyone's favorite fried swiney snack, enough so that my youngest son Timmy mistakenly used it as a condiment with no complaints after I accidentally brought it home from work."
7) Bacon body wash
As one Amazon reviewer wrote:
The key selling point here is clearly the 'unisex' part.
For when you burn yourself while cooking bacon.
10) Bacon socksA staple for every person's closet.
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