Aaron Carter — a man in the midst of an infinite battle for relevancy — is in the news again for being a hot mess. He’s nothing if not consistent!
The former teenybopper and little brother of Nick Carter was arrested on DUI and marijuana charges on Saturday night. According to People, the 29-year-old was pulled over around 9 p.m. in Habersham County, Georgia which is a hop, a skip and 90 miles north from Atlanta.
The former boyfriend of Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan refused to undergo a breathalyzer and drug test, as you do, and was charged with driving under the influence, possession of less than one ounce of marijuana and possession of drug-related objects. Because if you got the weed, you need something to smoke it out of, duh.
Carter was with his girlfriend, some lady named Madison Parker, who was also arrested. Neato!
Because of said arrest, Carter was unable to make a performance in Kansas City, to the chagrin of his like, ten fans. Surely, those ten men and women deserve — no, they don’t deserve better, they’re fans of Aaron Carters, nevermind.