With the news that the Raiders are moving to Las Vegas comes a story that Nevada businessman Dennis Hof is going to open a Raiders-themed brothel.
It will be called “Pirate’s Booty.” Genius.
“I’ve had a license for a seventh brothel near Las Vegas for some time now, but I was waiting for the right time to launch another house of debauchery,” Hof told the Las Vegas Sun. “The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the ‘Men in Black’ and their ‘Raider Nation.’”
As a teenager, I had three posters in my room – one of Jenny McCarthy, one of Nomar Garciaparra, and one of the Oakland Raiderettes (the team’s cheerleaders), so this is exciting.
It’s easy to imagine most of the girls at this fun house dressed like Raiderettes initially, though the kinky types will probably want their 20-minute dates to look like Al Davis or Lyle Alzado.