Foundry on Elm

The Davis Square spot will be pouring out batches of Trump’s Verbal Self-destruction with two house cocktails: the citrusy Nasty Woman and the Orange Man, made with ample bitters and prickly rosemary sprigs. Results will be broadcast in the bar and dining areas as they come in through the night. 7-11:30 p.m., 255 Elm St., Somerville,

Laugh Boston

The home of “Trump Takes on Boston” (the mock debate you know you can win) will open their dance floor on election night for an evening of live music and election coverage — the remix that could very well save your sanity. We’re also told “unwanted” cameos by prime instigator “Billy Bush” and “Scott Baio” will happen at some point during the night, too. $10, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. 425 Summer St., South Boston,


Back Bay Social Club

The Back Bay bar will broadcast the results on their big screens with food and signature cocktails specials all night. Guests can imbibe starting at 6 p.m. and soothe their sorrows and anxieties with the likes of crispy pretzel-crusted chicken croquettes and taco-stuffed avocados. Starting at 6 p.m., 857 Boylston St., Boston,


Wear your “I Voted” sticker to this Dot Avenue bar for discounts on cocktails and snacks. Ester will serve a “liberal” pour of wine (or beer, if you must) and a “conservatively” comforting meal for $20.16 to anyone who walks in after doing their patriotic duty. Warm cookies for those still wearing their stickers. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., 2261 Dorchester Ave., Dorchester,

River Bar

There will be a grand parade of absinthe on tap at this Assembly Row establishment. Pick a pour of liquid courage with Herbsaint, Prado Pastis, Pastis Henri Bardouin, St. George Absinthe Verte and Vieux Carre Absinthe Superieure available for your green fairy-aided acceptance of the night’s results. 4-11:30 p.m., 661 Assembly Row, Somerville,

Bukowski Tavern

The Inman Square location will bring back Trump’s Little Fingers (buffalo chicken fingers dusted with maple) and Clinton’s E-mail Server special (Crooked Tree IPA-battered onion rings) for one last night as the election results roll in. Also, Chef Brian Poe will pay tribute to everyone’s favorite-ish undecided voter, Ken Bone, with a bone marrow and toast point special. 4-11:30 p.m., 1281 Cambridge St., Cambridge,

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