So you love mac n’ cheese? And you also love patty melts? Viola! Denny’s has a sandwich for you. At a time when even Burger King has adopted a “healthier whopper,” Denny’s has declared “aww, to hell with it” and is sticking with what has worked for the all-night, drunk-indulgence diner for years.
At just 1,690 calories the Mac ‘n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt can be yours.
Sure, that’s far above your recommended caloric intake for an entire day, but you only live once, right? Whether your living is cut short due to coronary heart disease is up to you.
This sandwich, at 99 grams of fat, has outdone even the famed KFC Double Down, which has more than a thousand fewer calories! Here’s how Denny’s describes this modern marvel:
Introducing the ultimate in patty melts. A hand-pressed beef patty topped with our NEW creamy Mac ‘n Cheese, melted Cheddar cheese and zesty Frisco sauce on grilled potato bread. Served with a side of our wavy-cut French fries.
Oh, right. Cause the sandwich isn’t enough. You need those fries too.
Still want more? For another 69 cents, you can go with the “please spoil me, sir” upgrade, or the “extra-ooze” option, as Denny’s calls it.
So are you disgusted? Or surprisingly hungry?