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Alex Rodriguez might not be the best candidate, but he should receive some consideration for the Yankees managerial job. (Photo: Getty Images)2/2
Alex Rodriguez might not be the best candidate, but he should receive some consideration for the Yankees managerial job. (Photo: Getty Images)
Alex Rodriguez has nothing but nice things to say in very short sentences about his new girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez. These words will either warm your heart, or make you wonder whether or not A. Rod has an advanced grasp on the English language.
According to Us Weekly, the 41-year-old broke his silence about his relationship, and it’s pretty clear he is simultaneously begging for someone to buy him a thesaurus.
On whether or not he and Lopez are having a good time: “It’s obvious. We’ve been having a great time. We’re having a good time.”
Is she a girl, or a woman? “She’s an amazing, amazing girl.”
What other adjectives do you know? “One of the smartest human beings I’ve ever met and also an incredible mother.”
What’s your grasp on adverbs like? “I mean, she’s a very, very simple person.”
What about complete sentences, do you use those ever? “Loves family. Is a great sister. Is a great daughter.” Okay!
The two started quietly dating earlier this year. They reportedly like each other mostly because they both have Latin roots and children. Truly inspiring.