Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis not married, just trolling

New parents Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis got tabloid rumor-mongers worked up into a frenzy on New Year’s Eve with a photo message on Kutcher’s Facebook page with warm wishes from “the Kutchers,” sparking speculation that they’d already secretly tied the knot. But don’t worry, you didn’t miss anything. Sources tell Radar Online that they “have not gotten married yet” and the big day won’t be happening until the summer. “Ashton loves fooling people, and because they handle their own publicity, they are totally aware of how to manipulate the press,” a source explains. “If they did get married, they are lying to a lot of people close to them about it.” I mean, that’s not out of the realm of possibility, though, right?

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