Maybe it's the result of some barely concealed commonwealth resentment toward the Crown, but an Australian women's magazine — creatively named Women's Day — took some startling liberties with the old Photoshop for its cover photo of universally acknowledge beautiful person Kate Middleton. I guess they decided she wasn't wearing enough makeup? Or she wasn't just plain terrifying enough? Because the results — yikes.

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