Ally Hilfiger got married to longtime boyfriend Steve Hash and her wedding sounds equal parts enviable and insufferable.
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It’s a simple, elegant v-neck white silk slip. It’s very nice, would wear 10/10. As for the bohemian part: the young socialite topped off her minimal gown with a floral and lace hooded cape featuring a blue hemline. We’d lose the cape, personally.
Hash, who's apparently a creative director and photographer, wore a white linen suit, and their daughter Harley wore a white lace dress as flower girl. Tommy dadded it up with a tan linen suit and a Panama hat.
The location was pretty clutch: The outspoken Lyme Disease survivor got married on the private island of Mustique in the Caribbean. (Perhaps so no ticks could find her? But seriously, did you know that the former reality star of MTV’s “Rich Girls” authored a memoir titled “Bite Me: How Lyme Disease Stole my Childhood, Made me Crazy and Almost Killed Me”)?
We had to consult Google maps to locate this island and we are jealous of the tropical matrimonial getaway.
But then we learned that Skrillex DJ’d and that fact evaporated all of our FOMO.
The Rolling Stones’ Ronnie Wood played guitar as Tommy walked Ally down the aisle, which sounds pretty chill.