Cardi B — a woman we don’t talk about enough, frankly — shut down pregnancy rumors on her Instagram on Sunday, inventing a phrase that this writer will be using quite a lot in the near future.
On a video of her lip syncing and jamming to an upcoming track, a commenter wrote “Is there maybe a Kylie Jenner secret that we need to know about lol Just asking.”
Cardi responded in a way only Cardi could: “No bitch I’m just getting fat. Let me fat in peace.”
Let. Me. Fat. In. Peace. This is literally poetry music to my ears, y’all!
Also, you can lol all you want, but stop asking women if they’re pregnant. Mind your own reproduction organs, y’all.
