Casey Affleck Summer Phoenix Vanity Fair Oscars 2013
They look so thrilled to be together. Photo: Getty

Casey Affleck — a man that Brie Larson refused to clap for — is officially getting divorced from his wife Summer Phoenix. I would pity him but you know. I don’t.

 

The less perpetually sad Affleck and Phoenix announced their separation in March. They married in 2006, after being introduced to each other by Phoenix’s brother, Joaquin. They share two sons: Indiana, 13, and Atticus, 9.

 

OK but why the divorce? Nobody knows but maybe those pesky sexual harassment allegations have something to do with it. Nobody wants to be married to an alleged creep.

 

At least he'll always have his Oscar.