Elon Musk — inventor, rich dude — and Amber Heard — the lady who ruined “Magic Mike,” never forget — are done, probably. Allow me to explain.
A source tells Us Weekly that ultimately, it just came down to timing. Doesn’t it, always? “He’s super busy and works all the time. Amber is filming [“Aquaman”] in Australia until October. She’s in no position to settle with him. She feels her career is just starting.”
This is all happening pretty soon after they came out as Instagram official in April, when the 31-year-old Heard posted a picture of her casually having dinner with the side of Musk’s face. Cool beans!
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Musk, 46, had apparently been wooing Heard for a long, long time, to no avail. But she eventually gave in, probably sometime after he “got her a Tesla.” Girl, I don’t blame you.
Heard was most recently married to Johnny Depp, which is unfortunate, for 15 months. Musk is fresh off a second divorce from his second wife (they were married twice. It’s a mess).
You know what they say about rebounds, kids. I mean, “they,” say nothing. But if I were “they,” I’d say something about how they’re bound to never last. Get it?