I didn’t know until this moment, but Miranda Lambert is a wise, wise woman.

According to Page Six, the country star revealed that she has her assistant pack what she delightfully calls a nanny bag. “[My assistant] packs a bag of liquor for emergencies, for meltdowns and things like that.”

The 33-year-old also admits she’s been having an exciting fling with booze ever since her split from Blake Shelton. “I got divorced so I started drinking a little extra.” I don't blame you, girl. 

Honestly, Lambert probably needs a nanny bag for how hard Shelton and his new flame, Gwen Stefani, are pushing their relationship on people. Those two thirst-bots work are so diligent at proving they are in an eternal, loving relationship that it stinks of ratings-hungry PR. It’s like a horror film that we, the people, will suffer in forever.


Firmly #TeamLambert on this one, and forevermore. 

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