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We get it, you two. We get it. Photo: Getty

Jessica Biel so badly wants to be a thing. And by all accounts, she should be! She’s rich and hot, so you know. She deserves it all! And yet, even she admits that success on the acting front has been elusive.


So in support of her upcoming psychological thriller series, “The Sinner,” Biel sat down to talk with Marie Claire and let me tell you: She is as boring as ever. Beautiful. Thoughtful! But boring. Especially when it comes to talking about her husband, the very talented and habitually butt hurt Justin Timberlake — and why their marriage works.


"We have similar values; we believe in loyalty, honesty. We like to have fun. We like a lot of the same things. Also, in the business, we're all very career-oriented, and you have to be a little selfish. I understand that about my peers—about being focused and driven—and if you can find that and someone who shares the same values as you, it's like: Score!"


Great for Biel! Although, I don’t think any of us were sitting around wondering how, exactly, their marriage works.


TBH, most of the time I forget either of them are even a thing, despite their best efforts.