Kid Rock is a, erm, “country rapper” who may or may not be running for Senate. Like, did he buy the domain KidRockForSenate.com? Yes. Has he actually announced any sort of candidacy? No. No he has not.
Nonetheless, he’s taken to his website to deliver a political rant — much in the vein of his inspiration, 45. His message? Y’all are just so jealous, man.
People! Pay NO attention to the garbage the extreme left is trying to create! https://t.co/FHUGyhgm2L— Kid Rock (@KidRock) September 11, 2017
“People! Pay NO attention to the garbage the extreme left is trying to create!” he started. Oh dear.
“They are trying to use the old confederate flag BS, etc. to stir the pot, when we all know none of this would be going on if I were not thinking of running for office.” Ah, yes. People are upset about the confederate flag not because of the reminders of slavery, but because Kid Rock is maybe running for Senate.
Then, a message for his haters: “ Your jealousy is merely a reflection of disgust for your own failures and lack of positive ideas for [Detroit,] our city.” Sure!
He closed out his letter with a post-post-post-post-post-post script: “P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!.”
Dear Dumbledore in Heaven, I beg of you. Deliver me from this ignorance.