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Kim Kardashian doesn’t do cocaine, okay?

In case you were wondering.

Just to be clear, Kim Kardashian would like you to know that she does not do cocaine. It’s just not her lifestyle, you know?

Yesterday, some bored people on Twitter decided that Kardashian was making lines of cocaine, but not really snorting them. You know, like coke heads do.

The 36-year-old squashed rumors with the quickness, saying “ I do not play with rumors like this so I'm gonna shut it down real quick. That's sugar from our candy mess from dylan's candy shop.” Neato!

Kardashian — who, by the way, if you know even the slightest thing about her you know she’s hard core teetotaler — then took to Twitter to clarify that it never was sugar at all. It was just a marble ass table!

“OMG you guys!!! Check my snap chats or insta stories I'm crying!!! That was not candy on my table! The table was marble this whole time!” I’m crying too! But it’s because I have chronic dry eye.

Anyway, this is all pretty silly and like, not really worth that much attention. If Kim Kardashian wanted to do cocaine, that’s her right as a rich person who makes money off of just being her.

Mostly, though, Chrissy Teigen — friend of Kardashian, and hopefully me one day — had the best response slash the only one I care about.

Seconded. God dammit, Kimberly.

 

 
 
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