We’ve been lied to, led to believe that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s engagement was right around the corner. And apparently, it’s our fault. Apparently, we, the good people of the United States, the United Kingdom, the Upside Down and beyond have been rushing these two. Can you believe the gall!?
A source with “excellent contacts in the palace” — aka Carole Middleton, probably — tells the Daily Beast that there won’t be an announcement until at least after Kate has had her third baby in April. As if! The source also notes that maybe, you know, Harry and Meghan want to cohabitate before getting engaged.
The Hot Ginger Prince’s biographer, Penny Junor, tells the site that there’s likely no rush for the two to uh, put rings on it. It being, each other. “The bottom line is, only the two of them know. But, personally, I am not 100 percent convinced. The longer it doesn’t happen, the more doubt I have about it, not least because her biological clock [Meghan is 36] means that if they were going to marry and have children, they would need to get going sooner rather than later.” Don't know why we needed to bring Meghan’s uterus into this, but OK.
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Anyway, we suppose practicing patience here is key. But like, who wants to be patient when Prince Harry could be marrying a beautiful, kind of basic*, mixed American lady actress, you know?!
*Not an insult. We are here for it.