Meghan Markle Prince Harry Careless Whispers
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry share what I assume are careless whispers. Getty

First things first: No, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry — the hot ginger royal we all know and love, in that faraway way you have affection for people you don’t actually know — are not engaged, still. But maybe they will be soon — especially when you consider that Markle, 36, is leaving “Suits.”

Deadline reports that Markle and co-lead Patrick J. Adams are both eyeing exits from the series after seven seasons. Seven seasons is a long time! And, you know, Markle is honestly too busy to continue being an actress, because dating a royal takes a lot of time out of one’s schedule. You understand. 

Many people are taking Markle’s potential exit as a sign that she and Harry are really actually getting engaged this time. But let's think about that for a second. Why would they get engaged when there could just be rumors of them getting engaged for the rest of time, you know?

After all, it's not like they could maintain their celebrity by quietly getting married and disappearing. 

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