Melanie Griffith is opening up about cosmetic surgery, romance and how she became best friends with Kris Jenner when we weren’t looking. Wait, what?

 

Chatting with PORTER, the 59-year-old gets candid about the plastic surgery that has made her basically unrecognizable. "No, I didn’t [realise it had gone too far] until people started saying. ‘Oh my god, what has she done?!’ ...Hopefully, I look more normal now." 

 

The actress also dives deep into her romances with Don Johnson ("It was the most natural, perfect, loving thing"), Antonio Banderas ("Part of the reason my marriage to Antonio fell apart was because I was stuck"), and a slew of other dudes who were hot stuff in the 80s.

 

But I think what we’re all here for is understanding when and how Kris Jenner got her claws in a person who is arguably, at least part-time Hollywood royalty.   

 

My guess? Rich ladies gonna rich. “We became best friends,” Griffith says. “[Kris] is so much fun, so smart, so normal, and so loving… When I had my back operation, she was there bringing me chopped salad!” Hey Mel: if someone really cares about you, they don’t bring you salad. They bring you carbs.

Apparently the love is mutual, with Jenner telling the mag “She’s got a heart of gold.” What is happening?

And more importantly, does this mean we can expect Griffith’s daughter Dakota Johnson to make an appearance on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” now? I don’t think I could take it.