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Paris Jackson — 19-year-old side-boob enthusiast — and her godfather Macaulay Culkin — I know, right? — got matching tattoos over the weekend. Sure!


According to E! News, the two were photographed getting some new ink at the Tattoo Mania parlor in West Hollywood. Would I ever get a tattoo from a place called Tattoo Mania? No, I wouldn’t.


The pair reportedly got matching spoon tattoos on their arms, which is probably symbolic of a chronic struggle. However, we don’t really know because they have yet to explain said symbolism. Which is totally fine because why are we even talking about these two?


In short, yes: Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson is still a thing, despite my desperate pleas to nobody in particular that she not be a thing. Oh well.