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Sofia Vergara in all of her glory. Photo: Getty

Sofia Vergara, star of “Modern Family,” a show that unfortunately just won’t quit, stripped down for the cover of Women’s Health and people are very excited about it, I guess.

 

The 45-year-old “sex symbol” stars in the magazine’s first-ever global Naked issue. And her husband, Joe Manganiello is like, “But why?”

 

“Joe’s like, ‘F—k, you’re going to be naked in everything now? Why?’” Vergara tells the mag, “throwing her head back in laughter.” Even though, you know, Manganiello, 40, found fame getting naked on the likes of “True Blood,” — yes, I watched every episode — and “Magic Mike.” 

 

"I told [my rep], 'I'm going to be 45 years old! Stop putting me in naked things!” she continued.  “Let me age with dignity!' People say, 'Oh, you look like you're in your twenties.' Well, it's not true. Our skin is different." She probably laughed again, but Women’s Health doesn’t say she does, so that’s just pure conjecture.

 

"Here's a woman, 45, being able to show her body. It's not like before, when it was just young girls."  True!

Anyway, it goes without saying that Vergara — as usual — looks very good. I don't know many 20-somethings that look that damn good — but for what it's worth, most of the 20-somethings I know don't have that "Modern Family" money.