This might not actually count as news, but Charlie Sheen got wasted and wandered through a Taco Bell drive-through on foot, chatting amiably with customers waiting in their cars.
One customer got the whole thing on camera and posted it to YouTube in a clip that features Sheen offering, "Sorry, I'm so f—ing hammered."
The actor's very patient rep, Jeff Ballard, tells E! News that Sheen was in fact drunk — and being chauffeured around at the time — and that the incident happened last week while he was on hiatus from his "Anger Management" sitcom.
"Where else do you go when you are hammered?" Ballard offers.