Surprise! Embattled singer Chris Brown is a dad. All of a sudden. TMZ reports that Brown is the father to a 9-month-old girl with a former model identified only as Nia. There's no sign of legal trouble between the parents, and sources say they're on good terms and not romantically linked, so since it doesn't involve an ambulance dispatch or a court filing, I'm honestly scratching my heads as to how TMZ found out about this.
While Brown is said to be "happy about being a father," the same can't be said for his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, who took to Twitter to officially dump him following the news.
Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me. 👶— Karrueche Tran (@karrueche) March 4, 2015
Good thinking. And the baby emoji is a nice touch.
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