Chris Martin is really terrible at this whole splitting-up-with-your-wife thing. The non-threatening Coldplay frontman finally caved during a recent radio interview and talked about his separation from Goop guru Gwyneth Paltrow, and he couldn't stop himself from being really, really nice about the whole thing.
"The truth is ... well, I don't really love talking about this stuff," Martin said. "But the thing we told everyone at the beginning of the year is true. We are very close. We are not together. But we're, you know, that's the truth and that's it. You know, there's a lot of love. No scandal, I'm afraid. I wish I could give you scandal."
Me too, Chris. Me too.