Today in super-adorable news, Calvin Harris is reportedly cat-sitting for girlfriend Taylor Swift while she's out on the road with her world tour. Not only that, but he's even posting cat videos of them on Instagram.
This guy, am I right? I have a theory, though: Harris knows the risks in dating Swift, like how likely he is to be the subject of a song — or, who knows, an entire album — should things go bad. He's clearly going out of his way to counteract such a fate. And in the process, he's making life hell for every other boyfriend out there who will be compared to him. Thanks a lot, jerk.