Poor Billy Ray Cyrus. He knows, deep down, that he’ll never return to his “Achy Breaky Heart” glory days, and now he’s been relegated to the back seat as his daughter Miley steals the spotlight with her wacky, cultural appropriating ways.
Anyway, he’s in a desperate way for some attention. So he posted to Instagram to make it seem like his daughter was walking down the aisle.
Daddy Cyrus posted an image of Miley, against a saturated blue sky, an expression of naïve joy on her face — and incidentally, she’s wearing a white dress. He wrote, “I’m so happy… you are happy @mileycyrus.” And you know what that means.
As it does, the Internet went wild with speculation that the pop star had secretly wed her long time partner, Liam Hemsworth.
But it looks like mostly, Billy Ray just plays game. Shortly after, he posted the exact same picture with a different caption, because he clearly has nothing else to do with his life.
“Whoa! Don’t jump the gun,” he wrote. “Been at work #StillTheKing Glad to see so many love @mileycyrus the same as I do #happy.” Literally, what does that mean?
So the jury is still out, but one thing is for sure: Billy Ray Cyrus is a drama queen.