Audrina Patridge, “The Hills” star and a recently-booted-off member of “Dancing With the Stars,” is returning once again to reality TV.

The Hollywood Reporter announced that she has signed with VH1 to create a show with the simple purpose of following her around. But wait — it gets more amazing. They are not only going to follow her around, but trail her family as well. Does VH1 know no limits?!

“I am thrilled to be working with VH1,” Patridge tells The Hollywood Reporter. “I can’t wait to begin filming and introduce the world to my amazing family.”

So, it’s a reality TV show following around a reality TV star and her family. Why does this sound familiar? Oh, right, because that’s the format of just about every other asinine reality TV show out there (“Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” “The Real Housewives” franchise, “Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane,” “Kendra,” “Harry Loves Lisa”).

The only show we’d watch starring Audrina Patridge is the one where she attempts to gain a personality.